why spiders? why cant it be follow the butterflies

plainsailingweather:

ems a slut and we’re not doing p.e. together well done tumblr user emwhitts x

fearless-stormclaw:

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bel0w-zer0:

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what if cars didnt have wheels but had mechanical feet so you just saw cars running around everywhere

It would give running someone over a whole new meaning

a hit and run

running a red light

(via overbusy)

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

(via snitches-bludgers-andquaffles)